firecracker
December 18th, 2007, 06:20 PM
Two Older Gentlemen, Roger and Chuck, met in their park every day to feed
the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Roger
didn't show up.
Chuck didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or
something. But after Roger hadn't shown up for a week or so, Chuck really
got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at their park,
Chuck didn't know where Roger lived, so he was unable to find out what had
happened to him.
A month had passed and Chuck figured he had seen the last of Roger.
But one day Chuck approached the park and lo and behold there sat Roger!
Chuck was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.Then he said,
"For crying out loud Roger, what in the world happened to you?"
Roger replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Chuck."What in the world for?"
"Well," Roger said,"you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee
shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Chuck, "I remember her.What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I
was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty. And . . . the
Judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Roger
didn't show up.
Chuck didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or
something. But after Roger hadn't shown up for a week or so, Chuck really
got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at their park,
Chuck didn't know where Roger lived, so he was unable to find out what had
happened to him.
A month had passed and Chuck figured he had seen the last of Roger.
But one day Chuck approached the park and lo and behold there sat Roger!
Chuck was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.Then he said,
"For crying out loud Roger, what in the world happened to you?"
Roger replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail?" cried Chuck."What in the world for?"
"Well," Roger said,"you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee
shop where we sometimes go?"
"Yeah," said Chuck, "I remember her.What about her?"
"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I
was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty. And . . . the
Judge gave me 30 days for perjury."