maysvillebulldog
October 21st, 2007, 03:04 AM
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?
Well... You'll Love This Tale From A Woman! I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name That Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.
After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School.
"YES. Yes, I Did" He Gleamed With Pride.
"When Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"
"You Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Bald, Fat, Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-gun Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?
Well... You'll Love This Tale From A Woman! I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name That Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.
After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School.
"YES. Yes, I Did" He Gleamed With Pride.
"When Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"
"You Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled, Bald, Fat, Gray, Decrepit Son-of-a-gun Asked, "what Did You Teach?"