The Blonde Speeder and the Blonde Cop

[bubbysgarage]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car

and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.



The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.



The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more

agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.



The policewoman replied, "It's square, and it has your picture on it."



The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and

handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.



The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you

can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[acoolmom777]

roflao...to funny

[bubbysgarage]

Sad thing is I can actually see this happening in this area.

[kcredden]

[groan!!!!] That's a good blond joke! Not often do I have to think about it :)

- Kc

[anb_swrk]

here's a good one too....

A blonde was driving down the interstate when her car suddenly started to die. She managed to get the car on to the shoulder.

The blonde got out opened her trunk and pulled out two card board cut outs. Many passer bys start rubber necking at the scene.

A highway patrolman finally pulls up behind the blonde. He steps out and says "Ma'am what going on here?" The blonde replies "My car is broke down..." Puzzled that patrolman says "What's with the naked cardboard men?" The blonde looks at him with a your stupid look and says "Duh, those are my emergancy flashers!"


Good ole' blonde jokes gotta love 'em.

[Maxwells]

LOL...That was a good one...

[kcredden]

[groan!!] A pun in a blond joke, you all are gods!! :)

- Kc

A blonde was driving down the interstate when her car suddenly started to die. She managed to get the car on to the shoulder.