chevy
July 3rd, 2007, 07:16 PM
Three women go down to Mexico one night to
celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up
in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the morning, though none of them can remember what
they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the
electric chair and is asked if she has any last
words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College
and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their
knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and
gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe
in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent." They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately
fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped
in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky and just
graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell
ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you
don't plug this thing in."
celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up
in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the morning, though none of them can remember what
they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the
electric chair and is asked if she has any last
words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College
and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their
knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and
gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe
in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the
innocent." They throw the switch and
again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately
fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped
in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky and just
graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell
ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you
don't plug this thing in."