bathtub

[uprivergirl]

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started.


During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"





DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?:D

[amber_nathan15]

I've heard thid one before and it got me too. I guess I need a bed next to yours.

[kdown]

A man was driving down the road, when all of a sudden he had a flat tire. His car was in front of a mental asylum. So he got out, jacked up the car,and took off the bad tire.He put the lug nuts on the ground. Just then, a truck drove by,and scattered all the lug nuts.He couldnt find any of them. The man said," ****, what am I gonna do?" Just then, a mental patient who saw the whole thing, said," Hey mister, why dontcha just take a lug nut off the other 3 tires, and put those nuts on your spare? The man was amazed. He said," Hey fella, youre not crazy!!" The patient replied," I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid!!"

[Amandaann]

those were really funny. I love jokes.