Dangerous, safer, safest, ultra safe... just so ya know...

[Foxy]

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.


13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-sections
5. People make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. ****y Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ..Or men who need a warning.

[TheMan]

I seem to be the dangerous type..:(

[Foxy]

lol... better run man!!

[kdown]

Have some more wine, my dear

[lauralee]

chocolate and wine PLEASE!!!!

[ponto]

Husband says: I am just wearing this until you had time to pick out the correct outfit......