View Full Version : Women are like apples....
acoolmomsd-n-l
September 27th, 2006, 07:32 AM
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones for they fear of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good good, but easy....
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
And... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have with dinner.
This gave me a laugh... thought I'd share it with you all!!
kdown
September 27th, 2006, 07:45 AM
I fell out of the tree and landed on my head but NEVER did turn loose of that GREAT apple....course that was over 49 years ago, so I must be a super fine wine by now.
Chuck
September 27th, 2006, 08:23 AM
I fell out of the tree and landed on my head but NEVER did turn loose of that GREAT apple....course that was over 49 years ago, so I must be a super fine wine by now.
Or you turned to vinegar :eek: . We won't know till we open you. Buwhahahaha
kdown
September 27th, 2006, 08:26 AM
In that case just add some oil and enjoy
coolmoms-kid
September 29th, 2006, 10:00 PM
Right on sis! Really acoolmomsd-n-l is my sister-in-law and I love her. Love ya Big sis Love little sis. ;)
acoolmom777
September 29th, 2006, 10:27 PM
I'm one of the lucky ones....my hubby is like a fine wine...he improves with age...:D
tiggerrgal333
September 29th, 2006, 10:30 PM
that was to cute..
tlstanton
October 1st, 2006, 03:53 PM
I agree. Men can be like grapes sweet at first but give them a week or two then they start to turn rotten. You see the true fruit.
mark
October 1st, 2006, 10:57 PM
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Hmmm, I must have been one of the crazy ones. I still remember getting those splinters 19 years & 50 weeks ago climbing to the top of the tree to pick my apple.
The amazing part is.............she's still around! .............see ya mark
kybikertrash
October 2nd, 2006, 04:19 PM
Tenty-two years and I'm still stompin'........he's getting there, though! I haven't given up!
kdown
October 2nd, 2006, 04:24 PM
Hey, if they improve with age I must be near perfect.......LOL